1. Old people like to talk a lot about things I can’t use for data

    Environmental Studies, Portland State University

    Sense of Place and Stakeholder Involvement in Rural Environmental Management”

     


  2. Wiccan fiction about enacting utopian change through altering consciousness is meant to enact change through altering consciousness.

    Religion, Whitman College

     


  3. Public schools should be nicer to gay kids, but they probably won’t because liberalism.

    Politics, Whitman College.

    "Queer Youth in a Liberal Society: The FAIR Education Act and Beyond"

     


  4. NERO WAS ACTUALLY AWESOME AND I CAN PROVE IT, and building programs act as excellent predictors to how your rule is going to end.

    Classics, Reed College

     


  5. Cells divide sometimes. I think.

    Biochemistry/Mathematics, University of Louisville.

    Developing a Cardiomyocyte Proliferation Probe Utilizing Non-Degradable CKAP2

     


  6. These rocks did get squished with those rocks after all.

    Geology, University of Ottawa

    "Timing of metamorphism of the Tomogonops Formation, Bathurst Mining Camp, New Brunswick and implications for regional structural development"

     


  7. Why yes, goat worship in rural Ireland is exactly why Catholicism prospered there.

    Medieval and Renaissance Studies, Washington and Lee University

    "Syncretic Elements in Medieval Irish Religion"

     


  8. It is possible to write an urban fantasy novel featuring vampires who aren’t having sex. But then multiple agents and editors will tell you it’s nonpublishable. Thanks, Twlight.

    Writing Popular Fiction, Seton Hill University

     


  9. An Expressionistic, Angsty Love Letter to Tennessee Williams by me.

    Theatre/English, The University of Vermont

    "The Woods: An Exploration of Sexuality through Dramatic Structure"

     


  10. Can we reject classical math and still do classical math? Yes.

    Philosophy, University of Nevada Las Vegas

     


  11. Sauron is pretty evil. Voldemort is also pretty evil. Sauron and Voldemort are also pretty similar, but they are not EXACTLY the same. I will now talk about them for 90 pages.

    English, Princeton University

     


  12. I spent a year on this and not much happened, but look at all the stuff I made!

    Exercise Physiology, Arizona State University

    "Effect of a Wii Fit Intervention on Balance, Muscular Fitness, and Bone Health in Middle-aged Women"

     


  13. Something went wrong with the wetland we designed

    Civil Engineering, Lafayette College

     


  14. People are less likely to think things are weird if their friends act like they’re not weird.

    Sociology, American University

     


  15. Dead Babies Are Good for Business and Other Reasons Why I’m Not Going to Grad School for Econ.

    Economics, Washington and Lee University

    "The Effect of Political Institutions on the Prevalence of the Small-Medium Enterprise Sector"